I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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