sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
