its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
did you just send me my own nude
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize