How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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