Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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