its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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