I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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