She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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