u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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