i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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