I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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