I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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