her vagine was all disorganized.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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