You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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