Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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