TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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