Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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