Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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