I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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