so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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