I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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