Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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