I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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