I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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