literally had 100 drinks last night.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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