me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
