thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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