My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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