I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
