Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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