Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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