i just had sex bonerless
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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