yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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