I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Nicole vs. Life
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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