I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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