Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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