i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
