how can u be prego again
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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