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i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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