First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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