Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
wow bdsm is so cute
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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