ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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