ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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