Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
His hands were made for my vagina.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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