the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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