I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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