did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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