What a fucking waste of an outfit
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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