Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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