do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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