I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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