why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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