wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
babies were throwing up all over the place
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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