Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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